I’m currently writing and sipping on a Trippel while my tasty, little Brussels sprout chips are crisping up in the oven. Let me set the record straight, I pretty much hate all vegetables. Especially leafy green things. They’re disgusting and I don’t know why anyone would choose to eat them. Who was the first person that walked up to a plant and was like, “I think I will nom on that!” That person was seriously weird.